You don't have to fight, to party right.

"Fighting, girls in lingerie costumes and stripping nude."

Hey you,
What a bloody night! But first I am glad to announce that Barthol Lo Mejor shirts have been printed and some of you are already wearing them (although some prefer to be nude). They're hand printed in NELK and are 10€ , if you want one then email me at bartholmusic(a)gmail(dot)com. There are 20 of them and they are numbered. If you are the 3rd one to buy a shirt then it will say 3/20 on yours and so on.

Me and Redlip were playing back to back in sadamateater this friday as Fluon. It was a costume party and there were some sexy costumes and some cool ones. Bad girls in maid, fairy and bunny outfits and a guy dressed as a nun.
The trouble with sadamateater is that the backstage is so cozy that you can just spend the whole party there talking to the other artists. DJs didn't have a backstage but I went up with my main man whose band was playing that night as well. We were the last ones to play and we got to play twice as long because the next Dj brought mp3 cds instead of regular ones. We were using the Traktor S4. One geek was just standing at first, but then he got into the music. He jumped around and started stripping until he was nude. The nude guy was running around and bouncing his balls. The security insisted he would stop stripping and get dressed again. He managed to keep his clothes on for a little while.

Last time boys stripped to my music was in 2008

After playing we decided to go to Nott. The guys took the vodka they had hidden in the snow before. We headed out to continue the night out on the town. On the way we drank the ice cold vodka. I mixed the coke we had left over into the beers of the friends we met on the way.
In Nott everything was super, the vodka was doing it's thing. The night was pure fun and everyone was enjoying it. I saw old friends and we had fun. But then the dwarf-like emo kid I was talking to went insane. In the middle of our conversation the insane dwarf decided to punch my glass while I was drinking from it. What a bloody mess. Four guys grabbed him and threw his sorry ass out, before I could fight back. You can't see it on Tv, but his mental health just isn't there, mostly because of being so small. It's no surprise that he is known for hitting girls and making bad music. The injuries are not serious just not pretty to look at. I would be in a worse condition if I'd have had to listen to him sing.

The night out in Paris, heading somewhere with the guys, not related to the story.
That was my wild knock out week end. It was actually more fun than bleeding. Me and Redlip will probably play again soon. I hope you did less fighting. Do you like the costume parties, how did you spend the weekend? Share it in comments.

See you soon,


New video, indie balloon party

"Your music has become so pleasurable."

Hey You!
This is the new eye candy video by Vj Jaido Muss for "Yeah!!!" Watch it, comment and share it with others. It has bad girls, neon city lights and
[If you missed the first one then I S2 U Vj Kri eye candy is here.]

Another week end with the nights. If you run out of party ideas then you can throw a wild balloon, toilet paper and lego party like Karl did. Enjoy these party photos on my blog>

Caught in action. This is little red riding hood - the modern day version in a glittery jacket. She is preparing to come over with potatoes and red wine. You better get ready.

Bad girls had too much rum with coca cola and trashed the room with toilet paper, balloons and what not. The birthday boy is suffering from caffeine addiction because of all the coca cola. He really liked the purple balloon.

This indie hipster girl sitting in the corner at the party has a music blog - involved apples.

The hipster birthday boy was handing out rewards for the right answers. What do you think of his beard? It deserves the spotlight. His crazy estonian battlestar galactica blog.

This guy is not a hipster. He was so so happy happy with making this yellow balloon snail. Well you've got to party anyway you can. Most of the guests continued the night out at the night club, but some of us went to the bar instead. Luckily I got some aspirin from the pharmacy and it felt so much less worse the morning after.

Drawing a face on the yellow balloon.

I  got this letter from the popmeter guy in Hungary: "the party was an indie/pop/shoegaze/punk/electro happening in Eger. It's a beautiful town in Hungary. The place of the event was the secondary room of the cult underground club named Egal. You know, I'm a music journalist and i had my birthday party then, so my girlfriend (baghdad) was my dj-mate. She was the special guest of the special party, and we love Windshield Pfeiffer" - The windshield loves you as well.

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see you soon


Week end night adventures

"Your blog is like Gossip Girl, but instead of the gossip it has good music."

Hey you,
another week end has passed, no sleep, but many adventures. The night started on Friday 9pm at the club Teine Maailm and ended on Saturday night in Nott. I almost split a ballerina in half a couple of months ago, I saw her again and poked her in the eye this time. She wasn't happy about that, it happens. I pissed off a relative I hadn't seen for years, but in the end we celebrated my birthday instead of fighting.

Blink blink it's my bling bling, the cool present I got for my birthday, a silvery steel bling with my name>

We had 67 guests at Fluon for the party and presents on Saturday. We didn't break the current record of 120 visitors, but I hope you came and enjoyed the free mp3 download of Frank call> 
"It's the 80s, but with a Bassline. 
A jock tries to reason with cranky grandparents 
in the middle of the night, 
while his house is getting trashed. 
The grandparents don't like him 
calling for sex in the middle of the night."
 If you didn't get it, then follow Barthol's soundcloud. If you don't have soundcloud then join the Barthol's mailing list and you'll get it. 

I heard my tracks are being played abroad. Yeah!!! was played on Rsr radio's Atakama show < listen to the Swiss electro show. Windshield Pfeiffer was played in Hungary in January at Popmeter. I also got a letter saying that my tracks don't have album art. The logo and photo we'll combine into album art soon so the tracks will have a face on your iPod.

It's not only party party party for me. Badass Yuki released their album Black Apple Trip and I'm working on a remix for Rollercoaster Town. I just added songs to Barthol's bandpage on facebook meet us there. Listen to my tracks, comment, download and share share share them with friends.

See you soon, party hard,


Come party with us! We have presents.

Welcome to my birthday party. You're a little late, I had a special present for you. Still look around, mingle and enjoy the party. As you can see old friends like Sebastien Tellier, Toxic Avenger, Hercules + Love Affair and Frankmusik are here. They'll be playing soon, just push play>

First we cruise the streets of facebook with bass and invite people with us to the night. All the french electro Djs, bad girls and cool dancers are welcome. Come on, invite your friends over here as well, the more the merrier. Share it, so we'll break the current record for Fluon which is 120. If you find these guys a bit strange then don't worry it's just that they are French. It's an advantage when we get to the night club, because they know how to dance. Stay with us because our next stop is a pub in England. I also wanted to take you to Calvin Harris' Scottish manor, but his label hasn't allowed this.

Next part of the night - England with Frankmusik. He guides us through the night from a pub to another and even to the dusty dumpster to throw up. Meet loads of easy girls, skinny hipster boys with fake glasses and an occasional bloke parading by. Enough of dancing in the night club, it's time to take shots of hard licor with the locals. Try not to get too wasted an kicked out like Frank usually does. We still have to go to New York city for the afterparty.

It appears we have traveled back in time as well. Welcome to the eighties of New York city. They sing to "put my house in order", but noone is bothering with cleaning up and everyone is just partying away to the next day. Loads of empty and half empty bottles and snacks on the tables and the messed up mascara of the girls because of  making out with the french boys in the night club. How come there are so many people in horrible outfits here? Oh well, whatever it's time for last drinks. One for the road, but where are we going to next?
The hangover is an artform in itself. This party ends with the French hangover or a gueule du bois. The cloudy morning has arrived, the pool is out of champagne and Sebastien Tellier is singing. Apparently everyone else stayed in New York city and it's just us, Sebastien Tellier and twenty three French girls over here. I lend him my sunglasses because the dim morning light hurts his eyes and he can't sing properly without those. The girls can't find their pants anywhere or remember why they don't have any in the first place. It doesn't really matter it's not that cold. Everyone can go around in their underwear anyway. We have some breakfast, make out with some girls and talk about last nights party. It's almost over now.
But it isn't actually over, you can take a part of this back home with you. It's the free mp3 download of my new 80's bassline track Frank call (presents ran out on the 7th of march). Listen to it and remember our party and if you have any presents for me then send them to me through comments or email. Thanks for coming and see you real soon.



Come together! - bad girls look good on photos.

"You need some realistic photos on your blog, the photos are too good."

Welcome to my party and music blog, I see it more as our magazine or a zine, than a blogspot. That's why I'm really picky when it comes to photos. They have to have the right feel to them, I don't like bad photos, but I like hot photos of bad girls.

The night club awaits with real bad girls, but before that some youtube music. I have the top songs for you. I keep songs that I like on my youtube favorites, but I'll share them with you - click here for them.
Talking of youtube music and youtube videos, the eye candy for I S2 U is complete. It's not a music video, but rather something to keep your screen blinking while you dance around your room. Enjoy it  below>

My birthday is on the 5th of march, I'm going to turn 23. We're going to have a birthday party and you're invited. It will be a blog party, which will take place right here on Fluon. There will be guests, bands performing, videos and a special present from me to you. It will be available only for a day or two, so make sure you are at my party on the 5th of March on Fluon. Bring a friend with you and lets see if we can top 120 visitors which is the current record for Fluon.

Sometimes the foreplay on the dancefloor gets out of hand. While you're waiting for the night, get in the mood with my music from the player at the top right  corner or listen to the mix I made. It was for This mixtape is so 2010 and it has my favorite songs from 2010. Get it here>

See you soon, at the blog party.